Best 50++ Mean Girls Quotes

The Mean Girls is an amazing American teenage comedy movie of the year 2004 and Mean Girls Quotes are very famous. The film was written by Tina Fey and the director being Mark Waters. The film is based on a book named Queen Bees and Wannabes, by Rosalind Wiseman. The scenes of the movie were mostly taken from Ontario, Canada and achieved huge success. The movie was succeeded due to various famous stars like Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Lindsay Lohan, Jonathan Bennett, Rachel McAdams, Daniel Franzese, and Lacey Chabert, etc. The movie is about the social issues of female high school and its damaging effects that girls can have. It is about the small group of people that are with each other from long time and are not friendly to other people, and how it affects the other people. The film achieved great financial success of approximately $129 million worldwide. As we all know that the movies are the wonderful source of entertainment that people love to watch. To know more about this amazing movie, watch it online or read the Mean Girls Quotes of the movie that I am going to discuss in this article.

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Mean Girls Quotes

Mean Girls Quotes

“Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

 

“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”

 

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”

 

“We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”

 

“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

Mean Girls Quotes

“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”

 

Janis: “We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.” 
Damian: “Say crack again.”
Janis: “Crack.”

 

“But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

 

“I’m a mouse, duh.”

Mean Girls Quotes

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

 

“I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”

 

“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

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Best Mean Girls Quotes

Mean Girls Quotes

“I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”

 

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”

 

“Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”

 

“Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!”

Mean Girls Quotes

“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

 

“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

 

“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

 

“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

Mean Girls Quotes

Damian: “My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.”
 Ms. Norbury: “Your Nana and I have that in common.”

 

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

 

“She doesn’t even go here!”

 

“I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”

Mean Girls Quotes

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

 

“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”

 

“I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”

 

“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”

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Funny Mean Girls Quotes

Mean Girls Quotes

“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

 

“I want to lose three pounds.”

 

“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”

 

“Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

Mean Girls Quotes

“Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”

 

“If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.”

 

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”

 

“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”

Mean Girls Quotes

“Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”

 

“Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!”

 

“You smell like a baby prostitute.”

 

“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

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